"I Do Tricks – My Human Does Stupid Sht" - Pet Bandana Collar (Cats)

Let your pet make the bold statement you've always known to be true! This polyester pet bandana collar features a confident cat boasting "I do tricks" while throwing side-eye at its human's "stupid sht"* – a hilarious design for pets with personality. The vibrant, one-sided print and durable collar fastening ensure your furry friend looks fabulous, even while plotting their next trick (or judging you).

🔹 Highlights:

• 100% Polyester Duck Fabric – tough enough for pets who work hard and judge harder.
• Available in 4 Sizes – for cats and dogs of all shapes and sass levels.
• Machine Washable – because pets + tricks = inevitable messes.
• Adjustable Collar with Buckle – stays put even during zoomies.
• Vivid Sublimation Print – that shade-throwing look won't fade.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Pets who secretly think they're smarter than their humans.
• Owners who appreciate their pet's savage sense of humor.
• Playtime, walks, or making an impression at the dog park.

Because while your pet does tricks, you... well, you know the rest.